Mercenary Backstory: Dr. Vendilion Asmeris - Quatryl Tinkerer

Mercenary Backstory: Dr. Vendilion Asmeris - Quatryl Tinkerer

Far across the Misty Sea is a tropical paradise called Dendrobium. It is on

ANNOUNCING NEW!!! FROM POPPYCORP®. The leader in industry standard personal and hazardous environment protection, The Tinkerskin© personal protection and safety suit.

Featuring:

Full-range mobility and protection *

Portable triage stimulant dispenser**

High output thermal area dispersal device

Automatically triggered movement arrest units***

Vertical ascent enhancement pads

Tacti-smart® interface unit MK 4.5****

Custom enchanted upgrades powered by POPPYCORP® POWER OF ENHANCEMENT™*****

Doublevision brand simulacrum projector

And much more!

Designed and tested personally by the legendary designer Dr. Vendilion Asmeris, the Tinkerskin© personal protection and safety suit provides unparalleled defensive capabilities for home and traveling. Available this winter from selected retailers with base models starting at just 25,000 gold******

*available for most races and body types, minor fitting may be required, please consult with authorized retailers regarding custom fitting

** effects not substantiated by any regulatory body and not meant to treat any condition or disease

*** in compliance with decree 8542.52§45h the following devices have been designated for cosmetic usage on yeti only, please submit form 1888b to your local POPPYCORP® representative for full documentation

**** do not taunt Tacti-smart® interface unit

***** POPPYCORP® POWER OF ENHANCEMENT™ not shown to be safe under any circumstances, liability assumed by purchaser. By reading this statement or observing, looking at, or thinking about The Tinkerskin© personal protection and safety suit constitutes legally binding agreement

****** financing and indentured servitude plans available